The Worst Date Ever Contest just closed. Take a look – lots of funny entries, and some sad ones too. I’ll announce the winner in that thread in a few hours.
In the meantime, an intern put together a list of funny last sentences to some of the entries. These are direct copy and paste from the last sentence or two of individual entries.
“Sometimes I still can’t believe how some women can act like complete children and just barf all over your floor.”
“He pretended to get sick in the bathroom, and thus escape a girl who grew a better mustache than Ron Burgundy.”
“The one great thing out of this is the restaurant does not use those candles anymore.”
“The bitch made me pay for her milkshake”
“The “make a wish foundation” nickname stuck for about 6 months.”
“The worst part came when I had to tell my father what happened and about the tickets at which point he just said he didn’t think I was a man.”
“Got a text from my girl later that evening saying my Aunt likes you…..FIN.”
“Moral of the story? Don’t bring her home until you’ve taken out the trash…”
“Just as I’m getting ready to hang up I hear her make a noise I can only assume was vomiting, effectively making that not an option anyway”
“Goddamnita stripper peed on my floor.”
“I asked her about it, and she tells me she always pukes after sex.”